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"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"Why are you up so early?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Dog Nightmares

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Night-time halo

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'At lone at last.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Babies vs. Dogs

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."