Sleeping Habits Gifts

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

'Sweet dreams buddy!'

'Marmaduke, wake up! You're barking in your sleep again!'

"Why do you go to bed so late?"

"Why are you up so early?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Night-time halo

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'At lone at last.'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Babies vs. Dogs

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'