Sleep Habits Enthusiast Gifts

"You had me up all night. You were clicking in your sleep again."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'At lone at last.'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Alarmistclock

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"What's with your hair?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"You were snoring."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'