Sleep Enthusiast Gifts

'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'

"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."

Monsters Under Bed: Then and Now

'Was I snoring again?'

"I think I can cure your snoring problem. Have you tried not sleeping?"

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

'I'm having trouble sleeping, Rob. Do you think you could explain, one more thing how you picked our mutual funds?'

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

Doctor holding cymbals above sleeping patient in treatment for a sleep disorders.

Insomniacs wanted for sheep census.

"Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over."

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"You were sleep-walking again last night."

'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'

Narcolepsy Research Labora...

'Maybe we should address the problems of jet-lag.'

"Was I snoring again?"

'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'

How to make every minute count.

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

'Your dad is just not a spring-person...'

New study shows teens not getting enough sleep.

Bob's new mattress was firm but fair.

Adjustable beds, not very well adjusted beds.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

"-Haven't seen my notes for Sunday's sermon lying about anywhere, dear?"

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'Herb has gone 100% caffeine-free.'

Jim's wife couldn't understand why he never made it to his appointments with the narcolepsy doctor.

I bought one of those sound machines to help me sleep. I set the sound to running water, woke up and called the plumber.