Sleep Enthusiast Gifts

'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'

"I probably shouldn't wake him. He needs the exercise."

Monsters Under Bed: Then and Now

'Was I snoring again?'

"I think I can cure your snoring problem. Have you tried not sleeping?"

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."

'Please excuse Josh's tardiness. The American academy of pediatrics has recommended a later start to the school day for teens.'

'I'm having trouble sleeping, Rob. Do you think you could explain, one more thing how you picked our mutual funds?'

"I could really get ahead at my two jobs if it weren't for that five letter vice I crave...SLEEP."

Doctor holding cymbals above sleeping patient in treatment for a sleep disorders.

Insomniacs wanted for sheep census.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over."

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'Maybe we should address the problems of jet-lag.'

"You were sleep-walking again last night."

'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'

"Was I snoring again?"

Narcolepsy Research Labora...

'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'

How to make every minute count.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Studies show teens get sleepy later than adults and need more sleep. We should start the school day later..."

Bob's new mattress was firm but fair.

'Your dad is just not a spring-person...'

New study shows teens not getting enough sleep.

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

"-Haven't seen my notes for Sunday's sermon lying about anywhere, dear?"

'I had that dream again, the one where I couldn't breathe.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Adjustable beds, not very well adjusted beds.

And as the chrysalis emerged from its nest, she is forced to shed the final layers of her cocoon and brave the world at last.