Sleep Comfort Gifts

The Cold Side of Pillow

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Bookworm Sleepover

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Try thinking about something else."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Keeping warm.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Lumbar support animal

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."