Sleep Soundly Gifts

'Could you turn your snoring down? We're trying to have a party next door.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'He likes to power nap.'

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Dog Nightmares

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Night-time halo

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Try thinking about something else."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"