Sleeping Solutions Gifts

Snore Stopper Hints: Help for the harried wife. . .

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"You were snoring."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

Sleep-Eez Bedding

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

"Will you please stop that incessant breathing!"

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

Dad cries as baby's crying keeps him from sleeping at night.

How My Pillow Works.

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

"He doesn't sleep, what can we possibly do?"

'Yes, she always falls asleep when she does the daily attendance count.'

"I snore says my wife!"

'My husband I haven't been sleeping so we changed from a memory mattress to an amnesia one...we're still not sleeping properly, but now we've forgotten all about it by the time we wake up.'

"What do you do when you can't sleep?"

Bed & Bedbugs.

'I slept like a baby. I dreamt I took melatonin.'