Quirky Sleep Solutions Gifts

'Most people count sheep. He counts peanuts.'

Noisy energy?

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.

Man putting his brain in glass before bed.

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

"Wake up Jeff. You're snoring again!"

'He's just been getting the baby off to sleep.'

"That smart pillow must know you snore. It's wearing earmuffs."

"We start your sleep apnea training tonight. Are you familiar with Pavlov's dog?"

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

"I couldn't sleep."

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'

When you get worried and you can't sleep. . .

"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."

Hamlet and Ophelia discover Melatonin

"Worst sleeping lesson ever."

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

How My Pillow Works.