Sleep Solutions Seeker Gifts

'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

Noisy energy?

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"You were snoring."

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"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

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"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

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"Right now, I'm between naps."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

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"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"