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'Your lectures cured my sleep disorder.'

Noisy energy?

The Snooze Bar.

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"You were snoring."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

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"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

Mattress makers picketing in front of factory are sleepwalking.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'This is your sleep aid. Take two of these at bedtime and stuff them up your husband's nose. That should stop his snoring.'

"When your memory foam mattress forgets."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'Sorry dear, I have to go straight to work tomorrow.'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

"Honey are you asleep?" "I am now."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'Mrs.Neal, we did everything we could: anglopasty, laser surgery, replaced a valve, put in a shunt. . . Your husband still snores like a musk ox.'