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Clancy: Bed

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Feline Evolution.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'zzz sleep.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I slept funny!"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.