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'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

The Bookworm

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"I slept funny!"

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

Zzzzzzzzz...

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

Man sleeping under the bed.

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

Sleep-Eez Bedding