"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."
Sleep Science Geek T-Shirts
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"I think I need an extra pillow."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
Do not disturb...
"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
"You were snoring."
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
"What's with your hair?"
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
'We'll take it!'
'Was it the non-flying dream again?'
In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.
Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.
'She let the bedbugs bite.'
"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."
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