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"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"The overthinker"

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"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Insomnia

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'Uh, Oh.'

Department of Dream Studies

Changing the dream

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

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