Sleep Science Explorer Gifts

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Sleep Learning Center. I don't buy it. If you could learn while you sleep, I would have done much better in school.

"The overthinker"

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"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Insomnia

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

Department of Dream Studies

"Will you PLEEEEASE stop grinding your teeth!"

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

Changing the dream