Sleep Science Gifts

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

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"Now, just ignore all those sticky things and wires and try to relax. This sleep study only works if you sleep. Please don't waste my time."

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'We lose three hours on this trip. Suppose we'll suffer from wagon lag?'

Learn While You Hibernate.

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Time for bed, guys."

Pachyderm insomnia.