Sleep Researchers Gifts

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The overthinker"

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"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Insomnia

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'