Sleep Researchers Prints

It would be disastrous if I had a heart attack. Would not be good. A new study shows that people who take daily naps are 30 percent less likely to have a heart attack. Also 80 percent more likely to get fired. Zzzzzzz.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Center For Sleep Deprivation

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Insomnia

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'How can you sleep at night?'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'