Sleep Study Researcher Prints

"We're talking about sleepless nights but all you can suggest is to 'Sleep on it'!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Insomnia

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'Uh, Oh.'

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

Department of Dream Studies