Sleep Study Researcher T-Shirts

"We're talking about sleepless nights but all you can suggest is to 'Sleep on it'!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The overthinker"

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"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Insomnia

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Changing the dream

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

'Uh, Oh.'