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"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

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"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Insomnia

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Changing the dream

Department of Dream Studies

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'