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"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Circadian Rhythm lab.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

"It's daytime, so he must be sleepwalking..."

"The overthinker"

Department of Dream Studies

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'I'm sleepy all the time.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Butterflies in your stomach, eh? -- do you sleep with your mouth open?'

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

I'll better stop watching horror movies before I go to bed... My dreamcatcher exploded!'

'Did I sleep well? I didn't stay awake to find out. . .'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Yours is adjustable?"

Sheep Ledger

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."