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"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

Cot.

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Insomnia

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Department of Dream Studies

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

Changing the dream

All-Night Diner

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."