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All-Night Diner

"The overthinker"

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See that leg? He's dreaming of chasing rabbits.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"I have a recurring nightmare where the paradigm keeps shifting without me."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'There are bankers under my bed.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

Sigmund Freud.

'Last night I dreamt in widescreen and colour, with director's commentary and added extras.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

A cow's bedside table.

Insomnia

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Sleep Disorder Research.