Sleep Pattern Studiers Mugs

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The overthinker"

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"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Cot.

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

Insomnia

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Changing the dream

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

Department of Dream Studies

All-Night Diner

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

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