Sleep Study Enthusiast Mugs

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"The overthinker"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"What's with your hair?"

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"You were snoring."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'

The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'