Learn While You Hibernate.
Sleep Science Buff Mugs
Surprise a sleep science buff with a mug that celebrates their passion for understanding sleep. Featuring witty slogans and clever designs, these mugs are perfect for morning coffee or late-night study sessions.
Narcolepsy in relationships.
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
"I think I need an extra pillow."
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Broken Alarm Clock.
Do not disturb...
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"What's with your hair?"
"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."
"You were snoring."
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.
'We'll take it!'
'Was it the non-flying dream again?'
It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.
Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
Sleep Science Buff Mugs Collection
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Sleep Science Buff Prints
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Sleep Science Buff T-Shirts
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