Learn While You Hibernate.
Sleep Science Buff Prints
Decorate their space with art prints that capture the humor and wonder of sleep science. Ideal for anyone fascinated by dreams, sleep patterns, and the science behind restful nights.
Narcolepsy in relationships.
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
"I think I need an extra pillow."
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Broken Alarm Clock.
Do not disturb...
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
"What's with your hair?"
"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."
"You were snoring."
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.
'We'll take it!'
'Was it the non-flying dream again?'
It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.
Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.
"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"
Sleep Science Buff Prints Collection
Sleep Science Buff Mugs
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Sleep Science Buff Pillows
Find pillows that blend comfort and cleverness—ideal for sleep science enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh while they rest.
Sleep Science Buff T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that combine humor and science—great for sleep buffs who love to wear their passion loudly.