Sleep Research Mugs

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

Sleep Disorder Research.

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Sheep Ledger

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Time for bed, guys."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."