Sleep Research Gifts

ZZZ... 'Work, work, work, that's all I ever do!' ZZZ...

Sleep Disorder Research.

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

"Crawford's hard at work, I see!"

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sheep Ledger

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

So Far So Good