Sleep Scientists Gifts

"Instead of roaming around in the dark, bumping into things, I stay in the cave all night with my eyes closed."

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'zzz sleep.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

Insomnia

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'