Sleep Science Nerds Gifts

'Uh, Oh.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Cot.

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

Department of Dream Studies

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

Changing the dream

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

Internal Server error: Your server was unable to fulfill your dream request.

"Am I doing something wrong? He won't even consider hibernating."