Sleep Science Sleuth Gifts

Sleep!

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Insomnia

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Cot.

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

Sleep Disorder Research.

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Department of Dream Studies

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

Circadian rhythms adjusted.

Dogs viewing human in sleep lab, 'It looks like he's chasing something.'

'Uh, Oh.'

Changing the dream

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud