Sleep Science Sleuth Pillows

Sleep!

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

Insomnia

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

Cot.

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

Changing the dream

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

'Uh, Oh.'

Circadian rhythms adjusted.