'On your application it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?'
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"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"
Sleep Disorder Research.
"I think I need an extra pillow."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
Wordplay: Hibernation.
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."
A breakthrough in the morning meeting
Broken Alarm Clock.
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Do not disturb...
'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'
'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'
"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."
Downside of a memory foam mattress.
"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."
Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.
"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."
"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."
"What's with your hair?"
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep
This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.
'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'
"You were snoring."
Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!
Snooze Alarm for Mole.
'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'
The next step in executive efficiency - Microsoft PowerNap.
'She let the bedbugs bite.'
In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.
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