Sleep Science Fan Pillows

"I don't know, Doc, a man can 'spring forward' and 'fall back' just so many times."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"My boss said I have narcolepsy. She could have waited to tell me after I woke up."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

"What's with your hair?"

"You were snoring."

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'It's a soothing sounds machine. Spring Rain, Summer Breeze, and Fall School Bus.'