Sleep Study Participant Gifts

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"The overthinker"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"I also have trouble sleeping. I don't understand why. No one I talk to seems to have any trouble falling asleep."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

"On your application, it says you have narcolepsy. What is that?"

Insomnia

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

"Wow, you sleep up to 18 hours a day! Me too!"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

Doze: the magazine for slumber enthusiasts

'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'

Changing the dream

Department of Dream Studies