Sleep Study Prints

'Nightmare'

Insomnia

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"The overthinker"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Noisy energy?

Sheep Ledger

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Pachyderm insomnia.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'