Sleep Analysis Prints

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"The overthinker"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Sheep Ledger

"Yours is adjustable?"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

Pachyderm insomnia.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."