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"According to your character reference,you are lazy,frequently oversleep and are lethargic most of the time. In other words, you are the ideal person for this job."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

"We've got just the thing for someone your age...all our mattresses are made with memory foam."

'He's never needed a stuntman.'

'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'

Giggles wakes up with a stiff neck after sleeping 'funny' the night before.

"I slept funny!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Feline Evolution.

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'zzz sleep.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.