Sleep Clinician T-Shirts

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

"I slept funny!"

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

Grants & Recipients

For workers who are in need of a discreet spot to catch some Z's comes Napquest.

Wake up! You're hogging all the nails again.

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'I think I'm having an out-of-body experience.'

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.