Sleep Clinician T-Shirts

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'zzz sleep.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

Grants & Recipients

"I'm getting paid to assist sleep research..."

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"I slept funny!"

The Dangers of Counting Sheep

'We have separate bedrooms because I snore and because I can't stand the sight of her.'

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'How can you sleep at night?'

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'What did you say? You suggested me to COUNT sheep to fall asleep? I thought you told me to EAT sheep...'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.