Slumber Specialist Mugs

"According to your character reference,you are lazy,frequently oversleep and are lethargic most of the time. In other words, you are the ideal person for this job."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'He's never needed a stuntman.'

'Sorry, I'm late. I overslept.'

Giggles wakes up with a stiff neck after sleeping 'funny' the night before.

"I slept funny!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'zzz sleep.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.

Insomniacs Anonymous - No Snoring

'Sounds to me like you're not getting enough REM sleep.'

'Six months ought to be enough sleep for anyone.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.