Slumber Specialists Gifts

Clancy: Bed

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"I slept funny!"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"I set up the sensors. He sees you when you're sleeping."

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'A cure for insomnia is a good night's sleep.'

Narcolepsy in relationships.

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"I won't be in the office today, my apathy is acting up again."

'We're making progress on my insomnia. My foot went to sleep last night.'

'I think you went trampling in your sleep again.'

This thing on my neck is keeping me awake at night.