Insomnia Specialist Gifts

'Have you tried listening to one of your taped sermons?'

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Forever Stamp

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Center For Sleep Deprivation

'zzz sleep.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

"I slept funny!"

Wide-awake.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

Vegan Insomnia

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How can you sleep at night?'

Sleep Disorder Research.