"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."
Insomnia Investigator Gifts
Looking for a gift for the insomnia investigator in your life? Explore creatively crafted items that celebrate their unique curiosity and relentless pursuit of answers during those restless nights. Whether they’re solving mysteries or pondering the universe, our collection blends humor with personality, making every item an apt tribute to their nocturnal endeavors.
"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."
"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."
Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.
Things that go beep in the night.
"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."
'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'
'zzz sleep.'
A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.
It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.
The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.
'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'
"Wake up."
"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."
'I'm sleepy all the time.'
"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"
'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'
"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."
Vegan Insomnia
"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"
'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'
Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.
Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.
"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."
"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."
When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.
Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.
"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."
Cactus Alarm.
I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.
'Amnesia, you say? Did you borrow money from a friend or relative?''
"This is a wonderful CV Mrs. Wilson!"
'Sorry to disappoint you, but being a self-confessed 'lazy bastard'...'
'Well, he still has his neuroses, but at least I cured his insomnia.'
Department of Dream Studies
Insomnia Investigator Gifts Collection
Insomnia Investigator Mugs
Looking for more insomnia investigator-themed mugs? Our collection offers witty and creative options perfect for late-night thinkers.
Insomnia Investigator Pillows
Relax with pillows inspired by the insomnia investigator—adding comfort and a touch of cleverness to your space.
Insomnia Investigator Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate the insomnia investigator’s creative spirit—ideal for decorating any thoughtful space.
Insomnia Investigator T-Shirts
Browse our selection of t-shirts designed for the insomnia investigator—show off your curiosity and wit in style.