Insomniac Introspector Gifts

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Things that go beep in the night.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Wide-awake.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

I can't sleep! 3:07. I can't get up. I feel so all alone.

"You never solve your problems. You simply outlive them."

"I thought I heard that small, still voice within, but it was my earrings picking up wi-fi."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"What little money I had I invested in myself. I lost everything."

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"