Insomniac Thinker Gifts

Things that go beep in the night.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

Creative Insomnia

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."