Insomniac Thinker Gifts

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

Daily Promise...

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

"Your book is selling well in drug stores, right next to the sleeping pills."

Non-drug therapy for insomnia apply as needed.