Insomniac Dreamers Gifts

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"Try thinking about something else."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

Wide-awake.

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

People siting on icebergs,

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

My running routine, my sleep routine, my self-care routine and my food prep routine.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

'The new baby? Oh he's great! I haven't slept in 4 days, but the baby is great!'

'I can't sleep either - that's why I'm playing this thing!'

"Whaddya mean it's the only way you can fall asleep?!"

Creative Insomnia

"I'm a Sheep Dog, you would think that counting sheep would help me sleep, but no..."

Person thinking about Trump whilst he's trying to count sheep.

"Is the light bothering you dear?"

'She sleeps the whole time! ... Very amusing!'