Insomniac Adventurer Gifts

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Wide-awake.

"When Van Gogh had insomnia he created masterpieces."

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'

"This book put me to sleep—It was wonderful."

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

"You up? You also couldn't sleep.."

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"I had a dream that I was awake and trying to sleep and now I don't know what's going on."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

I'm not avoiding you!

"He's chasing his dreams."

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

"You've been daylighting, haven't you ?"

"I couldn't sleep."

"Must you page swipe so loudly?"

I'm not avoiding you!

Sleep techniques for Shepherds and Sheep.

Daily Promise...

'One will help you sleep like a log. The other one's to keep the termites away.'

Washington Had Insomnia Here.