Insomnia Adventurer Gifts

Late night teddy reading

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"The overthinker"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Noisy energy?

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Cats out late.

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Son of Alien.

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

"Wake up."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"Goodnight cerebellum, goodnight hippocampus, goodnight little neurons that jump to synapses, goodnight medulla, prefrontal cortex, with the pills that I take it won't be complex."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.